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Daily laugh: "Top 10 reasons why men prefer guns to women"

23 February 2010 [21:26] - TODAY.AZ
Okay here they are, 10 reasons why men sometimes prefer guns to women. Come to think of it, some of the below reasons are so true. Read on.


The list of reasons:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun does not mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun does not take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun does not ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun does not mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!


/Jokes Warehouse/
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