Emmanuel Macron's Plush Troops

The French president, who suffers from a Napoleon complex, has only one thing on his mind right now: his latest idea of sending a contingent to Ukraine.

Macron has thought of everything – he started, of course, with the name. The troops are planned to be called the "Deterrence Forces."

Given Macron's abilities and the failure of his previous ideas, it seems that we will be talking about teddy bear combat troops, with support in the form of bunnies and elephants. The French president is definitely not in a position to command anything more serious.