Daily laugh: So much for the Happy Birthday

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning.

I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me.

She didn’t even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday.

I thought, Well, that’s wives for you.

The children will remember. The children came down to breakfast and didn’t say a word.


When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, Good Morning, Boss, and Happy Birthday. I felt a little better. Someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, lets go to lunch, just you and me.

I said, By George, that’s the greatest thing Ive heard all day. Lets go. 

We went to lunch.

We didn’t go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, you know, it is such a beautiful day; we don’t need to go back to the office, do we?

I said, No, I guess not.

She said, lets go to my apartment. 


After arriving at her apartment she said, Boss, if you don’t mind, I think Ill go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.

Sure, I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.

They were all singing Happy Birthday and there I sat on the couch.......naked.

/Funny Daily Jokes/