They are trying to sell the tale of "Saint Rubik" to Trump

It's been a long time since we've heard from Ruben Vardanyan's family, and now it's clear why. The family was preparing a new theatrical performance, this time in the genre of a fairy tale about the Christian martyr St. Rubik. 

Vardanyan's son David gave another interview to a French magazine, in which he presented a new work. 

Vardanyan Jr. outlined the image of his father as a sufferer, a true Christian, who is being held by almost Azerbaijani Islamists. 

And then he gave out a beautiful one: Saint Ruben MUST be saved... by Donald Trump! According to Vardanyan Jr., Trump simply has to do this, because he is also a Christian, and Armenians are Christians, and in general, they say, Trump does not like Iran. 

Aren't you stupid? Stupid. 

Well, yes, but how else? Isn't that what Jesus said in the Sermon on the Mount? "Blessed are those who hide money offshore, for they will inherit the Kingdom of heaven! Blessed are the robbers of the occupied territories, for Donald Trump himself will save them!"

It is even more unclear what they are counting on. Trump's reaction? Seriously? Now he will drop the issue of Ukraine, Iran, China, his duties - and will deal exclusively with Rubik, yeah. 

Make America Great Again - But Ruben First?