The battle of the year in the Yerevan garbage dump - 467 million at stake!

The story of the mythical $467 million — money that no one in Armenia has seen, but everyone wants a piece of — continues.

The last leader of the Karabakh separatists, Samvelka Shahramanyan, along with their last so-called “state minister,” whose name no one remembers, announced plans to appeal to the prosecutor’s office and the courts, demanding that security forces locate the $467 million “jackpot” and determine whose money it was.

Amusingly, another group of Karabakh Armenians — the faction led by Samvel Babayan — is making similar demands. They, too, claim that Armenia allegedly transferred $467 million to the separatists, which was then “distributed” among 48 families of their inner circle.

The story makes noise, but the chances that this money even exists are close to zero. What does exist is a lot of shouting and infighting in the dustbin of history — like homeless people fighting over a dumpster rumored to contain tasty leftovers.