A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting flies" He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
/Smilezilla/