Daily laugh: Top ways to say: "Your zipper is open"

Okay folks, here's another laugh for you: different (and quite funny) ways to tell someone (mostly a man) that he's got his zipper open...

The list:

14) The cucumber has left the salad.


13) I can see the gun of Navarone.


12) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.


11) You've got Windows in your laptop.

10) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.


9) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

8) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...


7) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

6) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

5) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

4) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.



3) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

2) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.


1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts!


/Funny Daily Jokes/