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10 March 2010 [14:03] - Today.Az
A male patient is lying in bed at the local hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse" he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely
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ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?
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